Cinta 3 Dimensi

aku mmg dah lama wajib kawen...bestnye kalau kenduri tu kat atas kad kawen tulis nama ake...bsemua keputusan aku yg buat...wow...korang imagine nengok...bestnye...thn lepas aku nak kaler purple...dah habis taun ..tak kawen lagi...thn ni kaler ape ek in trend?
Dalam dok sebok nak kawen tetiba jer perasaan aku tetiba kembali riang...bergolak...bergetar....gurindah? tak mungkin lagi...aku dah jumpe cinte baru ........

artis di pusat hiburan

dah lama rasanye aku tak g klabing....malas...buang masa....ntah ape dicari...tp pasal nak celebrate gf aku br break off ngan loser ni...aku pun g gak ler...lawat tempat awal ngan scha kene tangkap tu...first masuk jer kau dah tak kenan ngan mixing dj dia....berterabur...semak...berselerak....hampeh....tp layan ajela...kang org kate tak pandai bawa diri plak....aku ngan lala...lolo...eza...ngan bf dia...ntah ape nama.....dok lepak 5 minit sementara menunggu meja aku untuk aku berkepak....haha....aku nampak satu awek cun ni....aduh tak mungkin...aku sgt suke awek ini...tp depan mata aku nampak dia melangkah masyuk...tidak syak lagi.....NUR...a.k.a TIQ Zakiah...dgn baju yg lebih seksi dr aku...haha...bersama segerombolan org 2 yg tak berapa nak popular....aku amik kamera nak g tangkap gambo dia...pastu terpikir plak...kang tetiba pasir masuk periuk dia plak...aku pendamkan hasrat aku pasalaku penah minat dia...aku beli majalah yg ade muka dia....hipokrit....!!! siot...untuk santapan semua tgk je la aku yg cun ni...haha...ade akukesah....sape nak kenalan sile add facebooksaya
bukan main lagi ko berkepak sambil menyedut asap....arghh ko pun sama aje

Temuduga..temuduga,,,siapa yg tak ada kerja

Temuduga Sebagai : Calon Jenazah

SEMUA AKAN DIKEHENDAKI HADIR TANPA SEBARANG PENGECUALIANKEKOSONGAN JAWATAN:

A. Ahli Syurga Dari Awal.

B. Ahli Neraka Dari Awal.

C. Ahli Neraka Sementara Kemudian

Akan Dilantik Jadi Ahli Syurga.EMPAT GANJARAN LUMAYAN (khas untuk jawatan A)

:1. Nikmat kubur.

2. Perlindungan di Padang Mahsyar.

3. Keselamatan Meniti Titian Sirat.

4. Syurga yang kekal abadi.

TARIKH TEMUDUGA:

Bila-bila masa secara adhoc bermula dari saat membaca iklan ini.

LOKASI TEMUDUGA:

Di dalam kubur (alam barzakh).

KELAYAKAN:

Anda tidak perlu bawa siji-sijil,termasuk sijil saham termasuk saham Internet.

Anda tidak perlu bawa pingat , Mercedes mata belalang atau kad kredit.

Anda tidak perlu bawa wang atau harta serta emas yang anda kumpul.

Anda tidak perlu berparas rupa yg cantik, hensem atau berbadan tegap atau seksi.

Sila bawa dokumen asal iaitu : Iman dan Amal serta sedekah jariah sebagai sokongan.

PANEL/PENEMUDUGA:

Mungkar dan Nakir.

ENAM SOALAN BOCOR:

1. Siapa Tuhan anda?

2. Apa Agama anda?

3. Siapa Nabi anda?

4. Apa Kitab anda?

5. Di mana Kiblat anda?

6. Siapa Saudara anda?

CARA MEMOHON:
Anda cuma perlu menunggu penjemput yang berkaliber untuk menjemput anda. Ia akan menjemput anda pada bila-bila masa saja (mungkin sekejap lagi). Ia akan berlembut kepada orang-orang tertentu dan akan bengis kepada orang-orang tertentu.
Ia diberi nama Izrail.

TIPS UNTUK BERJAYA DALAM TEMUDUGA TERTUTUP INI:

Hadis Hasan yang diriwayatkan oleh Ahmad Hanbal, yang bermaksud begini:Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W:
'Sesungguhnya apabila jenazah seseorang itu diletakkan di dalam kuburnya, sesungguhnya jenazah itu mendengar suara (terompah kasut) orang-orang yang menghantarnya ke kubur pada saat mereka meninggalkan tempat itu. Jika mayat itu seorang muslim, maka solat yang dilakukannya ketika beliau masih hidup di dunia akan diletakkan di kepalanya, puasanya diletakkan disebelah kanannya, zakatnya diletakkan di sebelah kirinya dan amalan kebajikan daripada sedekahjariah, silaturrahim, perkara kebajikan dan ihsan diletakkan dihujung dua kakinya.' Ia akan didatangi malaikat dari aras kepala, maka solat itu berkata kepada malaikat : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk. Kemudian malaikat berpindah ke sebelah kanan, maka puasa berkata kepadanya : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk. Kemudian malaikat berpindah kesebelah kiri, maka zakat berkata kepadanya : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk.
Kemudian di datangi dari arah kedua hujung kakinya dan berkatalah amal-kebajikan : di bahagianku tidak ada jalan masuk. Maka malaikat berkata kepadanya : Duduklah kamu. Kepadanya (mayat) memperlihatkan matahari yang sudah mula terbenam, lalu malaikat bertanya kepada mayat itu : Apakah pandangan kamu tentang seorang laki-laki (Muhammad) yang kamu dahulu sentiasa bercakap tentangnya; dan bagaimana penyaksian kamu kepadanya? Maka berkata mayat itu : Tinggalkan aku sebentar, aku hendak sembahyang. Maka berkata malaikat : Sesungguhnya engkau akan mengerjakan solat (boleh saja solat) tetapi jawab dahulu apa yang kami tanya ini. Apakah pandangan kamu tentang seorang laki -laki (Muhammad) yang kamu dahulu sentiasa bercakap tentangnya; dan bagaimana penyaksian kamu kepada nya? Maka berkata mayat itu: Laki-laki itu ialah! Nabi Muhammad S.A.W dan aku naik saksi bahawa nabi Muhammad saw itu ialah pesuruh Allah yang membawa kebenaran daripada Allah Subhanahu Wata'ala. Maka malaikat berkata kepada mayat itu : Demikianlah kamu dihidupkan dan begitu juga kamu dimatikan dan dengan demikian juga kamu dibangkitkan semula diakhirat insya'Allah. Kemudian dibuka baginya satu pintu syurga, maka dikata padanya itulah tempat kamu dan itulah janji Allah bagi kamu dan kamu akan berada di dalamnya. Maka bertambahlah gembira mayat itu. Kemudian dilapangkan kuburnya seluas 70 hasta dan disinari cahaya baginya'.

Sila war-warkan tawaran jawatan kosong ini kepada semua sahabat.Wallahu-a'lam. Semoga berjaya dalam temuduga ini.

Alhamdullilah....membaca petikan internet ni buat aku terfikir ape yg aku ada nak g interview ni...kalau interview keje sebok nak prepare sebulan....resume aku not impressive lagi kot....korang mcm ne?

5 Bintang aje....

AN ACCURATE 2010 HOROSCOPE

This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning . . . and it only gets worse from there.

ARIES - The AggressiveOutgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world..

TAURUS - The TrampAggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! .PART NI AKU TAK PERCAYA LANSUNG...SOIIII

GEMINI - The TwinNice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners.. Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The BeautyMOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind... Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

LEO - The LionGreat talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun.. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find.

VIRGO - The One that WaitsDominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything.. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.

LIBRA - The Lame OneNice to everyone they meet. Their l ove is one of a kind. Silly, fun ny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with...you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.

SCORPIO - The AddictEXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want.. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring..

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous OneSpontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found.. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate LoverLove to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.AQUARIUS - Does It In The WaterTrustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter but will Knock your lights out..

PISCES - The Partner for LifeCaring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily.. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes gets the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

ni semua ramalan aje...jgn korang cayyah plak...pasal qada' dan qadar semua dr Allah...kekadang kite rasa mcm sama je ngan perjalanan hidup kite...o maksudnye betol....tp korang pikir le yg buat bende ni manusia mcm kite....so rasa lapo...nak berak..nak kencing...off coz la ade gak tercuit same....adoila...dh le malas aku berlagak pandai....haha

kalau korang lonely and nak pengsan sila cr teman disini http://www.freehoroscopesastrology.co/

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nape tak boleh pisah...walau cuba untuklupakan kau

masih rindu menguasai...masih bayanganko mengikuti....

masih terdengar suara mu yg volume 4 itu...

tersisih dari masyarakat ....

sedangkan....

kau hanya org grafik....takde perasan...

nyata kini aku bertepuk sebelah tangan...

tiada lagi harapan yg selalu aku dambakan...

tiada lagi makanan yg selalu aku masak..

tiada org makan dgn gelojohnye...ngap...ngap..ngap...

tak g ngendap wall kawan aku harap bantuan makanan...

aku yakin kau ku lepaskan...

Separuh Jiwaku pergi

kene pindah umah
kene pindah opis...
semua dlm satu bulan...
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p/s -komisen utk promosi..hehe

hari ni makan sushi 2x

tengahari-si kekasih gelap belanje

malam-kekasih cerah belanje

pastinye makan free ini hari...

ada tapau egg role untuk org umah

ok la brb la....nak tgk zul kat tv3